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  • jthomas
    01-13 07:15 AM
    I had signed in but don't know how to vote. The link you mention below does not work either.


    All,
    Please do this, register yourself, and search for "immigration". You will see 10-15 questions. Please vote for them. Please pass on the message to your friends. Obama wants to hear from us..
    http://change.gov/page/content/openf...17_private_url





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  • eb3_nepa
    02-05 05:16 PM
    Ok Logiclife, i did not intend to start a war or anything of the sort. I was just giving suggestions in light of the fact that inspite of IV working VERY hard, nothing is happening on the GC front. That is the ONLY reason I put up this post.

    One more thing. You mentioned that a lot of people are not contributing, maybe the reason is that not everyone wants a GC that desperately. Some people are fine with working here temporarily and then going back after making some money. Besides some members who have contributed in the past may be wondering if it even makes sense to contribute again, being that there has been no real progress on the GC front since Dec 2005 (the birth of IV). Now do not get me wrong I KNOW how hard the IV team has worked and how many time we came SO SO SO close to getting our dreams realized in the Senate only to be crushed in the house again.

    My point was, maybe it is time to face the facts. The government has changed but the basic attitude towards the "immigrant" is the same. This is because the average American, views immigrants as a threat. Now we can argue all we want on that statement, but in our hearts we know that the "AVERAGE American" would rather Not have immigrants come to the US (legal or illegal). In light of these events does it not make sense to ask for simpler goals? Goals like 485 filing or H4 Eads etc. Sure it makes us look weak in front of the anti-immigrants, but then are we here to solve our problems or to prove the anti-immigrants wrong?

    Lastly this was NOT a threat nor was it intended to be a Threat that "take my advice or i will leave". Just a simple suggestion in light of things to come.





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  • pete
    08-14 08:51 AM
    It took me around 4 years. EB2 India, started as a scientist later physician and endless headaches ...... but its over now. Got my card yesterday. Its an amazing stress relief and confidence booster.

    I could have tried EB1 too but wasnt sure how it would turn out hence stuck to EB2.

    PD Dec 2005, EB2, RD for 485 Sept 2007. Welcome notice August 5 2008.

    For some odd reason I got a red on this forum. I dont know who did that and why. But I dont care.....

    For those who are waiting: Keep pushing and thinking of new ways of making this work. if you are EB3 try to become EB2 and even EB1. In the end all that matters is getting the card.

    As regards this forum. I never contributed but found this to a good source of information.

    bye bye:)





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  • senthil1
    02-14 11:21 AM
    It is true that ordinary americans does not care about immgration because those who are working in high tech and engg are very less may be less than 20%. So the impacted people are americans those who are aspiring to become High tech employees and those who were laid of from high tech. They want just some kind of protection and preference for their jobs from H1bs. This argument cannot be ruled out completely. Right now some protectons like LCA and Labor certification process,We everyone know those process are just formality and documentation and not implemented really. Why I am telling this is lot of congressmen buying this argument and opposing H1b and gc increase. If these kind of issues are resolved h1b and green card can be increased without much opposition. But IV cannot do anything about the H1b issues or protecting american jobs as it is out of scope. But Corporations and Congress can do that. We knew for jobs in India Indians are given preference so nothing wrong in thinking of American that they should be given preference.




    Spot on. i think the anti-immigrants grossly magnify the hue and cry over H1-B abuses. Most americans dont know what H1-B is and nor do they care. The only immigrants they have heard about are the illegal kind. Ordinary americans are mostly indifferent to legal immigration. Politicians care first for their votebanks (present and future) and second for their sources of funding aka corporate lobbies. They are the ones who have the ability to make a difference.



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  • kubmilegaGC
    10-28 11:22 PM
    13 years since I landed in this country.....finally, I got the approval email 15 minutes back. I am not sure how to express my feelings (or lack thereof).

    I want to thank the following guys from the botton of my heart.
    1) KubMilegaGC - who gave me support in September or was around for sometime in October to check on my status
    2) SeekerOfPeace, KewlChap and fatjoe - for all the valuable information they have provided. Thank you so much guys!!

    I did the following:
    1) Took around 10 Infopass appointments, with the last one being today morning at 9 AM PST. IO told me that my case was under review since July 2009.
    2) Attorney reached out to AILA liaison
    3) Sent DHS-7001 to CIS Ombudsman
    4) Letter requesting USCIS secretary Napolatino to inquire about the delay in my case
    5) Letter to first lady last weekend requesting to inquire about the delay in my case
    6) Several inquiries were made by Congresswoman on my behalf
    7) Inquiry was made on my behalf by the senator
    8) Opened several SRs - I think around 6 or 7

    As a result, I now have around 30 different responses from USCIS/DHS. Looking at each response, it makes me believe that they have not even cared to look at my case and have just pulled out a response from a standard set of responses.

    I believe what really helped me is a phone call using the POJ method to TSC. I was fortunate to get a hold of a very nice and polite IO. IO walked me through the entire process and to my utter disbelief told me that my case was still sitting in the storage area and collecting dust (this was 2 weeks back). While I was on the phone, the IO sent a request to the folks in the storage area to pull my file out. Luckily for me, the file was in one of the storage areas in Texas itself. Once the file was at the Texas service center, it sat in the holding area for almost a week . It seems like the officer picked up my file sometime at the end of last week or earlier this morning.

    Edit to the post: In hindsight, I think the delay in my case was because I had 4 I-140s (2 from RIR labor and 2 from PERM, one each for EB2 and EB3). I think whenever the IOs looked at my file, they thought that my case was not current. The IO I talked to specifically put in a note for the IO to look at the EB2 140 (June 2004) and not the EB3 I-140 (June 2004) or the I-140s that I have from July 2005. I dont know what to tell my attorney, not sure why they had to file 140s in EB3 for me.

    Once again, thanks to everyone who has supported me to get through this painful process. Last 60 days (since September 1st) have been very painful for me.

    Good luck to all EB2 who are still waiting and to all the EB3 folks, I hope you guys become current soon and get your GCs - I really really admire your patience.

    Keep the faith.....

    My Dear friend - Congrats and welcome to the green club..I guess I can stop coming to these forums now..:) You got it! You did it! and you DESERVE it! you have shown great patience and I could not be more happy for you!

    Enjoy the green - take couple days off and just RELAX.

    Good luck to everyone else who is still waiting.





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  • smsthss
    09-17 11:27 AM
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  • vgayalu
    02-01 01:21 PM
    Here are the few main reasons for retrogression to India and China etc are

    1) When H1B quota is 65, 000 the GC visa number is 140, 000 . But when they increased H1B from 65,000 to 195,000 the did not incresed GC visa numbers.

    2) There is no country quota in H1B ( other than Chile and one more country for 7,000) visas. So most of the H1b's are issued to few countries like India,China and Philippines. But when we come to GC visa there is country quota.
    3) We all know about that ilegal immigrants used some GC numbers which are meant for EB people.

    We need to educate the USCIS why and how we are suffering in getting GC.
    there is no need and use of blaming Desi companies. I do not support any illegal activities like sale of Labour certifications .
    We all know about supply and demand theory which causes black marketing.
    Selling of approved labour ( which has old PD ) is also same thing.





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  • swamy
    12-12 10:07 PM
    Ultimately, whatever IV is able to accomplish will benefit the entire legal immigrant community, regardless of contributions/memberships. However, the need of the hour is to realize the opportunities we are missing because of lack of resources and hands in most cases.

    cheers!
    jazz

    I dont think theres any doubt in the value iv is providing - selling it is the issue. I can be proved wrong in a month but the ongoing funding drive is kind of a ray of hope that people will be willing to give both time & money to help themselves and others.



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  • sidbee
    06-13 08:31 AM
    I am 2007 PD EB3. I know i am screwed :-) , but our discussing out unfortunate luck here , wont change it.

    I am not even dreaming about my GC. I am just enjoying my life today, as i have no control over tomorrow. The irony , i was qulaified for EB2, but my lawyer didnt want to do an extra work(BS + 7 Years) , so he put me in EB3.

    Let EB2 get there GC's first , and may be the illegals also get it before EB3, I really dont know the point of discussion of this thread.

    Thank God somebody didnt write , thats its really unfortunate that we were born in India.





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  • JazzByTheBay
    12-12 10:00 PM
    Do you know the history of NPR? Do you know how it is funded or how it operates?

    Here's some information:
    NPR supports its operations through a combination of membership dues and programming fees from over 860 independent radio stations (http://www.npr.org/stations/), sponsorship (http://www.npr.org/about/place/corpsupport/) from private foundations and corporations, and revenue from the sales (http://www.npr.org/transcripts/) of transcripts, books, CDs, and merchandise. A very small percentage -- between one percent to two percent of NPR's annual budget -- comes from competitive grants sought by NPR from federally funded organizations, such as the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (http://www.cpb.org/), National Science Foundation (http://www.nsf.gov/) and the National Endowment for the Arts (http://www.nea.gov/).

    http://www.npr.org/about/privatesupport.html

    On average, public radio stations (including NPR Member stations) receive the largest percentage of their revenue (34%) from listener support, 24% from corporate underwriting and foundations, and 13% from CPB allocations.*

    Also note:
    NPR sponsors receive on-air acknowledgement for their financial support via ten second announcements that are broadcast during NPR programs. Online sponsorship is also available.

    http://www.npr.org/about/place/corpsupport/

    (In other words, the on-air acknowledgements boil down to advertising.. ).

    Now let's take a step back and determine how most "professional organizations" like IEEE, AILA, and myriad other "associations" function...

    Does it make more sense now?

    Physicians have physicians' associations/bodies/organizations.
    Engineers have their own. So do pilots, nurses, actors, screen writers, photographers, sales professionals, etc.

    If we pride ourselves as an organization of high-skilled professionals, why not look at it as such and operate as such??? (Those who do not currently contribute may also be motivated to participate, even if just for the tangible benefits... )

    jazz




    Paid membership will not benefit the cause of IV at all. IV is a volunteer organization and paid membership will not do any good. Better approach is to raise awareness and tread a fine balance in asking for contributions.

    Look at NPR. (National Public Radio) It is a public radio service and it's expenses are mostly footed by volunteer members like those who contribute for IV today. I think the key is raising the awareness and realizing that results take time.



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  • abhijitp
    07-12 09:54 AM
    Guys,

    How about start or finish the rally with US National Anthem ?

    This will get a lot of attention. Above all it will show 'Legal Immigrants' different + communicate a lot.

    Also encourage to get more American friends.

    You can have a beer after the rally !

    Good Luck.

    This is a perfectly Gandhian idea:-) (He did that in South Africa)

    Let's do it... the beer part should be postponed to some other time... presumably after all categories become C:-)





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  • vsrinir
    09-17 01:14 PM
    OUR BILL H.R.5882 HAS GOT TO BE APPROVED BY BOTH CONGRESS (HOUSE AND SENATE) BEFORE SEPTEMBER 26TH, 2008 ie., COMING FRIDAY.


    THERE WILL BE NO CONGRESS AFTER SEPTEMBER 26TH.



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  • misanthrope
    10-05 12:45 PM
    Ok, someone left a red saying "So you mean finding a loophole in the law makes you superior, even though you lie about your intention at your F1 stamping?".

    NONE of these statements are true. I NEVER made a statement about superiority or abasing any category. My posts are directed towards individuals, I couldn't care any less about their categories.

    Go read all my posts and do post here your deductions. I expect them to be logical, please.





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  • gene77
    08-11 11:41 AM
    EB3-I, Oct 19 2004.

    God bless us all in EB3.



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  • jthomas
    11-02 02:44 PM
    With H1B quota getting over in a day. Do u think its going to make a difference. We can just send roses and request for country quota when selecting H1B so H1B guys are not tortured.





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  • Robert Kumar
    04-03 10:41 AM
    whats your point?? He could be from anywhere!! How does that matter with his difficult situation??

    Am I the only one who thinks like this.. correct me folks.

    The guy who initiated this conversation came here nearly more than 3 months back, has just 5 posts but a ton of energy to fight with US employers. Starts a topic, and we are all getting diverted in posting in this thread.

    I definitely support complaining against anyone who breaks the lawy, be it employer, or employee.

    In this case the guys as he "claims" appears to have come here without employer calling him. And is trying to complain against. Who will be screwed up. The employer can easily say he anticipated, but no project no, so didnt get the guy to US, as its legally allowed not to get.
    Again, I STRONGLY feel this thread, and the similar, are all in an effort to divert our attention. Just stop these by not bumping them, with our comments. Let mine be the last.



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  • leoindiano
    06-02 02:07 PM
    Go to their website and look for consitutent services. Utilize their services ONLY if your's is a genuine problem and follow their instructions - write clearly what your problem is and what kind of help you are expecting. Spome of them are very helpful - they stay on top of the case till they get you a written decision

    Nevermind, i found you worked in these 6 weeks and result of MTR is retroactive.





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  • seekerofpeace
    09-16 08:23 PM
    Caliguy,

    see my thread on "Told to wait till Oct 1st"

    One thing is true that life is not fair and USCIS is even more so....it is hard for us who are mostly engineers and scientists out here who always try to seek logic get totally flummoxed by USCIS.

    I will keep on calling them and every time I hear a new thing.

    We have to be patient..I guess it gets darkest before it is dawn...

    SoP





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  • mbartosik
    07-19 09:47 AM
    Imagine if Uncle Sam held an auction to allow you to submit I485 EAD AP, what would you have bid for the right to submit?

    Maybe $640, $6,400, or even $64,000?

    If Uncle Sam charged a fee to submit now rather than waiting for another year or two or three... What would you have paid to submit I485 and get EAD AP AC21?

    Alternatively, how much are you going to benefit from EAD AP or AC21?

    AC21 -- maybe ability to move jobs and get a few thousand $ pay rise?
    AC21 -- maybe not going to the back of the queue -- really worth thousands!
    EAD for you and spouse -- maybe a week of salary for someone that could not previously work?
    AP -- how much is it worth not to have to waste time and money renewing H1B at an embassy. That's at least a few days of time you don't have to waste (and time is money).

    How much will you save from filing under the old fee structure? At least a few hundreds.

    Now use that as a guideline for what you are going to contribute to IV.


    There are still problems ahead for most....
    * retrogression
    * BECs for unluck some
    * name checks (I personally know someone that it took almost 2 years for).

    IV is now the most credible organization there to help get these issues addressed. So let's hand over the $.


    (me about $1K so far plus time)





    Naveen
    05-25 09:56 AM
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    msyedy
    02-27 10:18 PM
    could it be that ppl will not be able to sneak in with pre-approved labor now? if there is a significant number doing that, the PDs will move faster. Congrats IV on this achievement!

    Isme IV ka kya haath hai. USCIS wanted to do it so they did it. IV or me I should say is just going to push when time comes to remove retrogression,
    that is what we can do now. Our reforms are linked to CIR so pray.



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